Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2007 13:28:06 GMT -5
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
> Depot when they collide.
>
> The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
> my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
>
> The young guy says,"That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
>
> The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
> wife look like?"
>
> The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
> blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight, white
> shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your Wife look like?"
>
> The old guy pauses for a minute and then says, "Doesn't matter ---
> let's look for yours."
> Depot when they collide.
>
> The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
> my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
>
> The young guy says,"That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
>
> The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
> wife look like?"
>
> The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
> blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight, white
> shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your Wife look like?"
>
> The old guy pauses for a minute and then says, "Doesn't matter ---
> let's look for yours."
